
These may be collector’s items after Thursday
Another Monday, another missed chance for the Supreme Court to rule on health care reform. The verdict is now due Thursday, except in the prolong-the-agony scenario in which “the justices decide to punt it over until next year — an outcome that is possible, although thought to be unlikely,” according to Wonkblog’s Sarah Kliff. I have no intention of writing anything long about the fate of the Affordable Care Act, as I will vomit if I have to read one more boilerplate anticipatory article (WaPost: “Everything You Need to Know About ObamaCare and SCOTUS in One Post,” NYT:”Wearing Brave Face, Obama Prepares for Health Care Ruling,” Politico: “A Viewer’s Guide to the SCOTUS Health Care Ruling“), let alone write one. The world does not need another “11 Facts About the Affordable Care Act.” Besides, the constant barrage of coverage has left my wonky, liberal-crusader nerves raw. Perhaps it’s silly to care so much about a 2,700-page law, but in this case even more than usual, the political is personal. I’m feverishly protective of the legislation not only because I believe universal health care is a moral imperative but because I am loath to see President Obama’s signature achievement invalidated.
There’s also not a lot for me to say about the decisions that the Court did hand down today, as I don’t really have a dog in any of those three fights. The ruling on Arizona’s immigration law was unexpected but satisfactory, as it threw out S.B. 1070’s most punitive measures and reaffirmed the supremacy of the federal government while allowing state police to continue common-sense checks of arrestees’ immigration status. The Court’s rejection Montana’s challenge to Citizens United was expected but equally satisfactory, as I’m one of those old-school First Amendment absolutists who believe, contra current conventional Democratic wisdom, that freedom of speech shouldn’t be held hostage to anti-corporate outrage. The 5-4 ruling against mandatory life sentences for juvenile offenders was perhaps the most surprising (in a good way), though I have to wonder how a court that finds life-without-parole to be “cruel and unusual” doesn’t feel the same way about the death penalty’s state-sanctioned killing. Today’s most interesting interlude had little to do with the substance of the rulings, and came in the form of Justice Scalia’s dyspeptic and tangential rant against Obama’s recent decision to spare illegal immigrants under age 30 from deportation. Scalia cited the President’s remarks to the media about the policy switch being “the right thing to do,” leading Slate commentator Dahlia Lithwick to observe tartly that the justice had expressed “perhaps the first originalist reading of a presidential press conference.” Salon’s Glenn Greenwald tweeted that “What’s so ironic about Scalia is he’s 1) the loudest complainer about Court politicization & 2) the most politicized Justice in a long time.”
Come Thursday, I will join the 50,000 court-watchers waiting on tenterhooks before their computer screens, willing Scotusblog’s live feed to update and having my last nerve shredded by the constant doors-slamming sounds of the live blog. (What tech moron decided that clicking noise was a good idea, anyway?) For now, I thought I’d do a roundup of the lighter reactions to Monday’s announcements. The Washington Post’s Fix blog collected “the best SCOTUS tweets of the day,” including the following:



I don’t agree with John Podhoretz on much, but I liked this:

The Fix missed some of the best ones, however. From some of my own favorite (mostly left-wing) folks on Twitter:

Mitt Romney refused to say whether he supported the Arizona decision, leading to a comedic exchange between his spokesman and the media accompanying him on a chartered jet specifically for the purpose of hearing his reaction to a ruling on “Obamacare.” Though eager for the press to act as a stenographer for his potential post-ACA triumphalism (planned commentary: “I told you so”), he clearly didn’t feel his gaggle of reporters should be allowed to report on his noncommittal dance around S.B. 1070’s constitutionality. A sampling of what Politico called the “lengthy exchange”:
QUESTION: So does he think it’s wrongly decided?
GORKA: “The governor supports the states’ rights to do this. It’s a 10th amendment issue.”
QUESTION: So he thinks it’s constitutional?
GORKA: “The governor believes the states have the rights to craft their own immigration laws, especially when the federal government has failed to do so.”
QUESTION: And what does he think about parts invalidated?
GORKA: “What Arizona has done and other states have done is a direct result of the failure of this president to address illegal immigration. It’s within their rights to craft those laws and this debate, and the Supreme Court ruling is a direct response of the president failing to address this issue.”
QUESTION: Does (Romney) support the law as it was drafted in Arizona?
GORKA: “The governor supports the right of states, that’s all we’re going to say on this issue.”
QUESTION: Does he have a position on the law, or no position?
And so on, for another thirteen questions and “answers.”
Just reading the transcript is exhausting. Mother Jones reporter Adam Serwer condenses:

As a side note, I’m not sure why Romney and his press flaks weren’t more prepared for questions about the Arizona ruling. Yes, the Republican candidate has been evasive to the highestdegree about his positions on everything from immigration to tax reform, but it’s not as if he wasn’t expecting the Supreme Court to rule on the issue. Given the fact he knew the decision was coming this Monday, Wednesday or Thursday, how hard would it have been to come up with some substantial talking points by Sunday evening? Heck, he needed only to look to Indiana Senate candidate Richard Murdock, who inadvertently jumped the gun last week when he released four video responses to SCOTUS’s health care decision — one for every possibility, from partial invalidation to outright rejection. Oops. The pre-taped statements garnered heaps of ridicule (is Mourdock’s schedule really so packed with VIP events that he’ll be unavailable to comment in real time?), including a mention on Comedy Central’s “Colbert Report,” where the host joked that “[t]he United State Supreme Court has done what none of us expected: The mandate has been struck down, there’s been another recount, and George Bush is president again.” Mourdock may suffer from an inflated ego, but perhaps his strategy would have been a good one for Romney to adopt.
But I digress. Returning to the Twitter feed, a humorous take on the Citizens United decision:

Jonathan Cohn of The New Republic reacts to the three-day delay:
Other gems:



From Fix blogger Chris Cillizza himself:

By far the best Tweet of the day, if by “best” you mean “makes me want to put my head down on the desk and weep.”

For humor in fewer than 140 characters, it’s hard to beat Twitter. Still, the ritual reading of tea leaves preceding any Supreme Court decision makes for amusing reading, as well as for some unintentional hilarity. Court-watchers grasp for the slightest clues about the upcoming ruling, despite the fact that the justices rarely (if ever) tip their hands and the army of SCOTUS clerks produces fewer leaks than the CIA. Recently, the process has been messy and filled with enough strained logic to make it less a decorous reading of tea leaves than a frenzied, gather-round-the-campfire reading of animal entrails. Innocuous public remarks from the justices take on loaded meaning; as Politico reported,
When Justice Elena Kagan joked last week that a ruling she’d written on an Indian tribe-related case was “Maybe not what you’ve all come for today,” some took it as a sign that the court’s liberal wing was in a relaxed mood that might signal a decision to uphold the health care law.
At Slate, former Acting Solicitor General Walter Dellinger mused that Justice Scalia’s diatribe against the Obama administration’s immigration policy may have provided a hint. Dellinger interpreted the Arizona ruling as a major win for the government, writing: “And that is why Justice Scalia is so upset. (Unless … he is being anticipatorily mad about what may happen on Thursday. You think?)”
Well, I could think that. But thinking doesn’t make it so.
Numerous observers have homed in on the seeming likelihood that Justice Roberts will write the majority opinion on ACA. Disregarding the inconvenient fact that Roberts’ authorship is hardly assured in the first place — the assumption rests on the theory that, because Kennedy wrote the bulk of the ruling against S.B. 1070, the responsibility for health care will fall to Roberts — it’s difficult to ascertain exactly what a Roberts-penned decision would mean. Ezra Klein wagers a guess, then offers a caveat:
One theory holds that it points towards a favorable ruling for the administration. If the conservatives had had to entice Kennedy to their side, they would have had to give the ruling to Kennedy to write. But if Kennedy joined the liberals to uphold the law, Roberts would also flip sides so he could write a ruling that imposed some kind of limiting principle on the Commerce Clause Act.
Or maybe Kennedy is with the conservatives and Roberts is simply the guy writing the ruling. Or maybe someone who is not Roberts and also not Kennedy is writing the ruling.
Republican Senator Mike Lee, who previously clerked for Justice Alito, interpreted the matter differently, explaining that Roberts had seemed unpersuaded by the government’s case during oral arguments. As he told the conservative Washington Examiner, “if we could be certain as of this moment that Chief Justice Roberts was the author of the majority opinion of the Court, I would say that would make it substantially more likely – that would be a strong indication – that it is going to be declared unconstitutional.”
However, anyone presuming to know the minds of nine complex, over-educated justices should heed the following warning from the Washington Post:
Of course, even the idea that Roberts is writing the majority opinion comes from what might best be called informed speculation, and should be tempered with the only truly immutable rule about the Supreme Court, a doctrine called No One Really Knows.
As we grind toward Thursday and disguise nervousness with humor, what are the folks at the Supreme Court doing? Proofreading, according to the National Journal, which reports that the court enlists “professional legal editors review the text to check for style and ensure that all the case citations are correct.” The article cites a former clerk to Justice Kennedy who remarks that “It would be really surprising if there would be changes at this point — we’re three days away. It’s not like they’re changing their minds about how they are going to vote.”
That’s a relief, I suppose. I wouldn’t want the most major decision in recent Supreme Court history — and quite possibly John Roberts’ defining act as Chief Justice — to come down to a couple of coffee-fueled, procrastination-impaired all nighters. That may be how I wrote papers in college, but it’s no way to write a Supreme Court opinion. Still, one can hope that an undotted “i” or an uncrossed “t” sneaks past the proofreaders.
It will certainly make for better Twitter reading come Friday morning.